Dog Problems - The Format

This is the perfect song for any occasion and I mean look at the video.

Flawless.

I won't say anything else, it speaks for itself.

QUOTES from Snookie

"My boobs are so tight I can’t breathe, is that normal?"

"Now I know that they all love me like I love them. Like, I stuck up for them - that's why I got hit in the face, and I think they realize that and they realize I'm a nice person and I care about everybody in this house and now they all feel the same way about me."

"Pickles is my thing."

and my favourite for last

"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it."

[P]Selling Lada Limo

Okay people. This is an exclusive deal!
I am selling half a lada limo for half the price of 69 cents.

Edit:
I am getting a lot of offers.
Soo hurry up and buy it now while it last.

[Note: Only the back of it is being sold]

(A) someone got a haircut!

this week stephen cut his hair for cadets. he went from billowing funky shoulder length hair to the above

*note* this is not actually stephen just an example of his new do.

no more lady gaga cuts for him :(

lol

[P] Bandwidth

I have a bandwidth limit. (30GB/month)
I only have 3GB left. T_T

(A) gasp-k @ plaid

this friday was our schools annual talent show known to walkervillians as plaidaplooza*

anywhos

when i got in to the auditorium guess who was sitting behind me???

P and G!!!!

and then to my left one seat over was K!

*note* S was not present cause he went on a field trip -_-

gee i though this is going to be great!

and it was except for one thing:

G left her seat so someone else can sit with P and came to sit next to me :)

UNTIL said person didnt sit with P and somebody sat down nest to P before G could go back and sit down!

i know how awful :(

so P was all alone during the whole thing.

it definitely lowered the morale of the group.

but we moved on and were able to see some amazing performances!

yet thru the funny comments we still lost a important memeber of the group who didnt get to enjoy the comments

HERES TO YOU PAULINA!

hope this makes up for missing our babbles!

Forgive us paulina.

we send u some morning oranges as a peace offering :)

A Serious Post

I'd like to use this post to discuss some issues I've recently encountered.

I don't want to give away any names so I'll use false ones. I'll refer to the person involved in this issue 'Alex'. Remember, these are false names.

So I was walking to my locker after a nutritious and wholesome lunch.

I turn the combination to my lock, not disturbing anyone around me, when I hear a crash and a bang.

I turn my head in each direction to find the source of the disturbance.

It turns out Alex had made the poor attempt to frighten me. It was quite pathetic actually.

I lost my point to this story.

Sorry.

(A) Scare fail

The other day.......
Gabrielle was walking towards her locker so i thought it would be a good idea to scare her. Sad thing is that i didn't know exactly how to scare her.
I thought jumping against her locker would do the trick.
It did not.
She laughed at me.
Next time I will succeed.

(A) Hash browns

We have these hash browns in our cafeteria and there the most delicous thing in the whole world and you can have 3 for just 1.60!!! How can you say no to that. They may be super greasy and clog your arteries but with ketchup and a little salt there perfect!!!!!!

(A) Bacon cookies

Today kaity had a chocolate chip cookies with toffee but for a few seconds it looked like bacon. Therefore the bacon cookie was formed. If you want to make your own bacon cookies follow this link
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/bacon-cookies/detail.aspx

Bacon Cookies ;) I win Alexa

(a) future careers?

we were searching up jobs in careers class to day and i've come up with everyones perfect career

G- professional blogger (to which i will be her public representative)

A- manager of 3 moore men clothing stores with a part time job at flings where they make the best taters in the world!

S- clothing designer for lady gaga and her monsters or a interior designer for gaga and her monsters

P- open up a chain of underground 'legal' pharmacies

K- fly planes with m attached in a glow in the dark bubble

Thinking About My Life

Argentina- April 9, 2007.
Spider rain.

It's photos such as this which make me want to re prioritize my life- Start preparing for the worst.

What would I do if spiders started falling from the sky?

[P] The mall

My little brother and I walked into the family restroom and we saw a guy in a dog mascot. As soon as he took his doggy head off, I knew that my brother's dream was crushed...


Well on the bright side, I got some pretty nice clothes from the mall. I probably spent $85 on clothes. Win.

Sleeping Accessories + Badassery = Chum Buddy

exploding pop key to curing aids?

to crack the ice further....

i like when you know your pop has been shaken and there is a very high risk that it might explode.
but you take a chance and open it anyways.
and when it doesn't explode you feel like you 've accomplished a great thing for hummanity, like solving aids.
i feel like everyone should experience this before they die
its a requirement in llamantis

-Alexa

[P] Akward Turtle

Today I was browsing trough Wongfu productions' website like any other day of the week. I found this contest (Yes, I enjoy entering contests), but I discovered that it ended 6 month ago. I was kinda upset because I wanted a free awkward turtle. Well anyways, the winners' story is quite interesting...Sounds like something that the GASP-K members would do.

I was in the airport a couple years ago, waiting in the lounge for a flight to Taiwan. Browsing YouTube, I found a clip that looked interesting: “Most Annoying Laugh Ever.” After the video loaded, a shrieking cackle emitted from the speakers–at ten times the expected volume. I frantically pressed the mute button repeatedly. Unfortunately, this not only failed to work, but it also succeeded in freezing my screen.. but not the audio. My next thought, by teenager instinct, was to escape the scene of the crime. I put my laptop down.. and ran for it. Tragically, I didn’t get very far. I was sprinting full force out of the room when –BAM!– …I ran into a glass door. I ended up enduring a nosebleed, being snickered at by a room full of evil gossiping Asians, and admiring the abstract, rather artistic-looking imprint my face left on the door. To top it all off, my dad marched up to the front desk to complain about their door, claiming it was.. too clean. Aaaawkward turtle.

Hm...I think that Alexa should search this up on youtube.

-Paulina

The First Instalment in the GASP-K Blog

To break the ice, I'm going to share some feelings.

I think that one of the best feelings in the world is when you’re pouring milk and there’s just the right amount you need as the carton/bag runs out.

Then you can easily dispose of the empty milk container without having the small amount of milk that’s good for nothing.

If I could just bottle that feeling up.

-Gabrielle